It Rained Again Do You Spit on Your Boobs

Chinese lady with a magnifying glass.

From KDS:

Husband has gone out socializing, how to inspect his JJ [penis] when he comes dwelling

1. Smell its odor
Normally it should have the filthy offensive odor of not having been washed
If you smell semen or sexual liquids aroma
or the pleasant olfactory property of bathing products
then it'due south upwards to you [to decide why]…
While I'one thousand at it, the normal offensive odor should be primarily from the offensive odor of urine, slightly salty.
Semen and sexual liquids odor are slightly fishy odor.

Normally when you have the chance, smell [his penis] more, lick more, and slowly you will be more familiar with it.

2. Let it [the ejaculate] out and await at the color, white ways he has ejaculated within the past iii days, yellow ways he hasn't. (Some people say the color will change afterward time too, you can check yourself.)

three. Cheque if there is any condom or soap smell.

4. Question: There are tests and there are countermeasures. If y'all drink more liquids afterwards doing the deed and urinate a few times, won't y'all and so take the stench of urine again?

Respond: There is a difference betwixt fresh urine stench and the urine stench from a day without bathing…the key still lies with feel. Normally, 1 must carefully discover and learn from feel.

5. Feel the eggs [scrotum/testicles]. If they take elasticity, and then he hasn't ejaculated, simply if they are soft and limp, then he has ejaculated [recently]. This someone else taught me.

6. Every morning, draw something on his JJ~ If at dark there is a change in the design, and then that means…

Nevertheless, this is not necessarily accurate, [because] after he has done it, he tin can just draw it again himself.

7. Spit some saliva on his JJ, rub it, and see if at that place is whatever residuum.

viii. So you might likewise put a paper seal on his JJ, and bank check at night if the newspaper seal is intact, and also put a wax seal (very skilful).

ix. Let me provide one more than method and so. After bathing, apply some infant pulverization or talcum powder to your husband's JJ and then that if it has been done later on, y'all volition definitely know what happened.

10. 1. Draw a firecracker on his JJ and if it is cleaved when he comes back at nighttime, and then there is a problem.
2. When he comes home, do it with him once again and if the time is longer normal and the amount he ejaculates is less than normal, and then at that place is a problem.
3. If he went to a sauna, smell his JB'due south odor. If it is different from the rest of his torso's odor, there is a trouble. Normally, the prostitute uses tissue to wipe the JB and PY [屁眼, pi yan, butthole]. A wet/moist paper towel's odor is dissimilar from soap; some men will non bathe to avoid suspicion, but a moisture/moist paper towel will necessarily exist used. If afterward doing it he uses soap to breast-stroke over again, about men will not wash their JB and PY [屁眼, pi yan, butthole] with soap a second time, unless they are pros similar me.
four. If he went to a KTV, even simpler, but olfactory property his JB odor and see if there is any JY left on his underwear. If it was done straight in the KTV, normally they volition only use a paper towel to wipe iit, and what more, information technology is wiped beforehand, not afterward (they don't even wipe after a handjob). So information technology is very probable that it wasn't cleaned very well or that the JY that leaked [pre-cum] earlier doing information technology is still on the underwear. Unless the man first wore a maxi-pad.
v. Check his knees, whether or non they are red, or if there are whatsoever blood-red marks on the within of his shoulders…(no detailed explanation necessary)

xi. Please pay attention to how the balls [testicles] change when doing it, it changes relative to the JB. When the JB is hard/cock, the scrotum is taut. When the JB is soft/flaccid, the scrotum is relaxed. However, when doing it a second time, fifty-fifty though the JB is hard/erect, the scrotum will not yet accept recovered to its taut condition, the duration will exist longer than the first time, although it will nevertheless become taught when he ejaculates. Later, information technology volition drop down again~~~

Asian man and woman upset.

This list has circulated on the Chinese internet many times before. For instance, here are some older posts on XCar, Douban, & Tianya.

Comments from KDS:

十三点主公:

emoticon

狄俄尼索斯:

A very technical post. emoticon

人品王:

Yeah, every time I become out to accept fun, my married woman has to inspect my JJ when I get dwelling, requite my JJ a massage [do a physical inspection], to check if I accept gotten too wild outside and my JJ has been injured.

双飞王子:

emoticon What are men going to do now?

FERRARI:

emoticon Who thought of these things? Requesting countermeasures.

songwu:

Don't need to mind this at all. If y'all have this kind of woman, only divorce them. emoticon

桔子酱:

A lot of the methods are only tenable if [the hubby] really had just used [his penis, had sexual activity].
[Otherwise] if cipher happened and you aroma his JJ correct when he gets domicile, and so you would only be seen as having gone crazy. emoticon

23/seven=搞:

emoticon Written by a homo. How many women would practice this? And how many men wouldn't want to get a divorce after a adult female does some of these [to them]?

布雷斯塔:

emoticon Haha emoticon impressive… emoticon Must learn.

小猪:

Strongly request female version. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

Roger:

It's tough being a hubby.

祛病消灾:

Accompanying photo.

You mian jing, uncooked and cooked.

小路:

LZ isn't human!!!

空心菜:

It should be to dabble some h2o on his JJ, considering a JJ that has used a TT [套套, tao tao, safety] volition not moisten, although this is useless if he bathed after doing it.

无睾丸男:

Fooling around with women is a right that God/Heaven bestowed upon men that no woman can strip abroad. Thanks.

Do y'all know of whatsoever other way for a woman to check if their man has recently had sex with another woman?
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